Flatten the curve, not the spider (alantakun in Yoruba)!
Enter the alantakun mask/fanny pack/headpiece/bag accessory, made from neoprene, and debuting our Kunmi Lattice™ technique. This object is as much a purse (it features a 4" X 11" slot for mask filter, and you can choose a zipper option at checkout) as it is a fanny pack (its spider legs will wrap stylishly around your waist), or a bright bug to tangle across your kid's backpack. When you've exhausted all use, or when we're all vaccinated, and mask-wearing is a vestige of a long-forgotten past, your futuristic spider can take its place perched on your centerpiece, its tessellated shell and spindly legs reminding you of the era that was 2021.
PREORDERS - This item ships in November 2021.